Actual photograph of Seattle
"I lost my thumb in a freak playground accident when I was five. I was really insecure about it for the longest time, but eventually I just learned to have a sense of humor about it. Love your blog, by the way. I’d give it one-and-a-half thumbs up."
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When my grandmother died. I was nine. Besides my dad, she was the only one in my family who was like this. And she was the only other person who could give me any perspective on what it was going to be like, and how to handle it."
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.
welcome to hell
GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT
why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged
"I don’t mean to preach, but Jesus Christ helped me kick my crack cocaine habit, then blessed me with a window cleaning business."
- Anonymous asked:I'm so happy that your Discworld stuff appeared on my dash! I don't see Discworld randomly pop up all that much. Also I really dig your animations.
I’m glad you like it bro! Discworld is probably one of the biggest joys that’s been introduced into my life over the past couple years— that and...
- masterpost for writers creating their own worlds, or even just characters
- Anonymous asked:12
12:Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.
i bet i’ve had worse dreams since then, but the most traumatic dream i had (it’s funny now, but...
- Anonymous asked:What tattoo are you getting?xx
hello! thank you for asking! i am thinking of getting a lot of things but mostly flower additions to my forearm (i’m thinking pansy, crocus,...
"when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”
idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green...